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return { [==[Learn something new every day.]==], [==["Oh? What do you mean, ''[[real life]]''? I'm already typing in [[Wikipedia|real life]]!"]==], [==[Can you edit? Yes you can!]==], [==[[[Wikipedia]]: [[Special:Allpages|as big as you think]].]==], [==[Darn it, [[Jimmy Wales|Jim]], we're [[WP:EDIANS|Wikipedians]], not [[Wikipedia:Vandalism|babysitters]]!]==], [==[[[Wikipedia:Three-revert rule|Three strikes]] and [[Wikipedia:Blocking policy|you're out]]!]==], [==[[[Help:Show preview|Look]] before you leap.]==], [==[[[WP:WIKIPEDIANS|We]] will not condone a [[WP:3RR|course of action]] that could lead us to [[WP:EDITWAR|war]].]==], [==[[[WP:AGF|Truly wonderful]], the mind of a [[Wikipedia:Newbies|newbie]] is.]==], [==[Brave, but, foolish, [[Wikipedia:Vandalism|friends]]. You are [[Special:Listusers|impossibly outnumbered]].]==], [==["[[WP:EDIANS|You]] call [[Special:Ipblocklist|this]] a [[WP:AGF|diplomatic solution]]?""No, we call it [[Wikipedia:Blocking policy|aggressive negotiations]]."]==], [==[Don't you have [[Wikipedia:Community Portal/Opentask|better things]] to do?]==], [==[Insert motto [[Wikipedia:Motto of the day/Nominations|here]].]==], [==[Send in the [[Wikipedia:Please do not bite the newcomers|militia]], [[Wikipedia:Administrators|infantry]], [[Wikipedia:Bureaucrats|cavalry]], and [[Wikipedia:Bots|siege weapons]]!]==], [==[One does not simply edit into [[Mordor]].]==], [==[A [[wikipedia:vandalism|vandal]] once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti... and then I [[Wikipedia:Administrator intervention against vandalism|blocked]] him.]==], [==[To err is to be human. 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Chances are they'll end up [[Wikipedia:Requests for adminship|voting for you]].]==], [==[[[GEICO|WIKIPEDIA]]: 15 minutes could save you 100% on [[Car insurance|information]].]==], [==[[[WP:NOT#PAPER|I just saved a bunch of money on paper by switching to Wikipedia.]]]==], [==[[[Wikipedia:Verifiability|Truth]]: the way it should be]==], [==[Send in the [[WP:BOT|droids]]!]==], [==[If the knowledge is right, use it]==], [==[[[History of Wikipedia#Continuing growth|Wikipedia: Raising the bar.]]]==], [==[A journey of a thousand edits starts with a single [[Special:Random|click]].]==], [==[<poem>[[Every Sperm is Sacred|Every page is sacred]], Every edit's great. If a page is wasted, [[Wikipedia:Proposed deletion|PROD]] gets quite irate.</poem>]==], [==[Save the [[wikipedia|user]] and [[ban|jail]] the [[vandal|pusher]]]==], [==[The encyclopedia of [[:meta:Wikipedia logo in each language|many faces]]]==], [==[An [[WP:EDIT|edit]] saved is [[WP:EC|an edit earned]]]==], [==[[[Wikipedia]] wasn't built in an edit]==], [==[[[Special:Random|Read]] [[Wikipedia|me]], [[WP:EDIT|feed me]], but [[WP:WIKIBREAK|never ever leave me]]]==], [==[Every good encyclopedia has [[wildebeest|gnus]], [[GDFL|GNUs]], [[news]], [[Jimbo Wales|Wales]], [[Wales]], and [[Whale]]s!]==], [==[Every good encyclopedia has its own [[Uncyclopedia|parody]].]==], [==[[[Wikipedia]]: not the place for jokes, except [[WP:BJAODN|here]]]==], [==[The following [[WP:PREVIEW|preview]] has been approved for [[Wikipedia:Wikipedians|all audiences]].]==], [==[Don't do [[WP:VAND|the crime]] if you can't do [[WP:BLOCK|the time]].]==], [==[Welcome to the [[Wiki]] Age.]==], [==[Wikipedia: where nerds fit in.]==], [==[Help! Call the [[Wikipedia:Administrators|police]]! Someone violated [[WP:3RR|3RR]]!]==], [==[Wikipedia ≠ the world...[[world domination|yet]].]==], [==[Wikipedia is where it's at]==], [==[No act of [[WP:KC|kindness]], no matter how small, is ever wasted.]==], [==[To complete Wikipedia is to complete human knowledge.]==], [==[You can do it when you [[WP:SOFIXIT|S]][[WP:PILLARS|P]][[WP:EDIT|E]][[WP:WIKIFY|W]] it]==], [==[[[Wikipedia:Sandbox|Think ''inside'' the box.]]]==], [==[Our [[WP:TOOLS|flaming fists of fury]] will [[WP:RV|destroy]] [[WP:VAND|you]], fiends! Ha ha ha… oh man, [[WP:MOTTO|who writes this stuff]]!? === September ===]==], [==[[[User:ClueBot|0 to 60 (reverts) in less than 30 minutes!]]]==], [==[[[Wikipedia:Featured pictures|A picture is worth a thousand words]]]==], [==[Every day and in every way, we're getting better and better.]==], [==[It can get [[WP:EW|pretty hot]] when one doesn't [[WP:COOL|keep their cool]].]==], [==[It's wikipedia.''org'', ''not'' wikipedia.''com''.]==], [==[I [[Wikipedia:How to edit a page|get by]] with a little [[Wikipedia:Help desk|help]] from my [[Wikipedia:Wikipedians|friends]].]==], [==[[[Wikipedia|The place to go]], for what you need to know.]==], [==[[[WP:EDIANS|We]] [[Special:Recentchanges|sense]] you, [[WP:VAND|Vandals]].]==], [==[Wikipedia: [[Wikipedia#Free content|Land of the free]], [[WP:BB|home of the brave]].]==], [==[Wikipedia, the ink saving encyclopedia.]==], [==[[[Special:Watchlist|We are watching you]]]==], [==[{{NUMBEROFUSERS}} people working overtime... and [[Wikimedia:Fundraising|unpaid]].]==], [==[A do it yourself [[Wikipedia:Tutorial (Editing)|encyclopedia]].]==], [==[[[WP:RFA|Where are your two cents?]]]==], [==[Think outside the [[Wikipedia:Userbox migration|box]].]==], [==[Wait, wait. We're not here to start [[WP:WW|WW]] [[WP:3RR|III]].]==], [==[[[CAT:HELP|An operator will be with you shortly]].]==], [==[Oh yeah? Well [[Wikipedia|my encyclopedia]] could beat up [[Encyclopædia Britannica|your encyclopedia]].]==], [==[It is always ironic when a Wikipedian misspells "encyclopidic."]==], [==[[[WP:AGF|Do unto others as you would have them do unto you]]]==], [==["[[Wikipedia:Articles for creation|To be]] or [[Wikipedia:Articles for deletion|not to be]], that is the question."]==], [==[It's a little thing called [[WP:STYLE|"Style"]]. Look it up some time.]==], [==[[[Wikipedia:Policies and guidelines|Freedom is the right to do anything that the law permits]]]==], [==[[[WP:STYLE|Edit with style]].]==], [==[Knowledge is global, so share it.]==], [==[[[WP:DENY|Shhh]]! [[WP:WIKIPEDIANS|We're]] [[Special:Recentchanges|sneaking up]] on the [[WP:VAND|vandals]]. Got your [[WP:REVERT|guns]]?]==], [==[[[Special:Statistics|E(xcellence)]] = [[Special:Log/Newusers|m(ultitude of users)]] × [[Wikipedia:How to edit a page|c(licks of the edit button)<sup>2</sup>]]]==], [==[What part of wiki don't you understand?]==], [==[Calm down, it's only the world's largest online free encyclopedia?]==], [==[[[Wikipedia:Featured article candidates|Many will enter]], [[Wikipedia:Featured articles|few will win]].]==], [==[[[WP:SOCK|Gotta catch 'em all!]]<br /> === October ===]==], [==[[[Wikipedia:Are You a Wikipediholic Test|Wikipedian tested]], [[Wikipedia:Clinic for Wikipediholics|doctor approved]].]==], [==[[[Wikipedia:Community Portal/Opentask|Just do it]].]==], [==[So easy, [[Wikipedia:Introduction|a caveman can do it]]!]==], [==[Just the [[WP:V|facts]], ma'am]==], [==[Do you feel [[Special:Random|lucky]]?]==], [==[[[Wikipedia:Avoid weasel words|Some people say this motto is awesome…]]]==], [==[If you don't like the articles on Wikipedia, just wait a few minutes.]==], [==[This is your [[Human brain|brain]]. This is your [[Wikipedia:Wikipediholic|brain]] on Wikipedia. Any [[Wikipedia:Reference desk|questions]]?]==], [==[[[WP:EDIANS|Unity]], [[Wikipedia|Duty]], and [[Reliability of Wikipedia|Destiny]].]==], [==[[[Special:Listusers|Are you on the list]]?]==], [==[[[WP:RS|Save the article]], save [[Wikipedia]].]==], [==[[[Encyclopædia Britannica|Ceci]] n'est pas un [[wiki]].]==], [==[Add any POV you like, as long as it's [[WP:NPOV|neutral]].]==], [==[The more you sweat in [[WP:CIV|training]], the less you'll [[WP:NAM|bleed]] in [[WP:EW|battle]].]==], [==[Remember to keep your hands off the [[WP:WHEEL|wheel]] at all times.]==], [==[If it is to be, it is up to me.]==], [==[When on [[Wikipedia:About|Wikipedia]], do as the [[Wikipedia:Wikipedians|Wikipedians]] do.]==], [==[Beware of frostbite from [[WP:COOL|cool]] [[WP:EDIANS|Wikipedians]].]==], [==[Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is editing [[Wikipedia]].]==], [==[About [[Special:Statistics|0.05%]] of humans are Wikipedian. [[Wikipedia:Why create an account?|You could be one too]].]==], [==[Boredom sucks. Wikipedia [[Wikipedia:Why Wikipedia is so great|doesn't]].]==], [==[[[TANSTAAFL|There ain't no such thing as a free encyclopedia]]. [[Wikipedia|Oh, yes there is]]!]==], [==[[[WP:PA|Revenge]] is a dish best not served.]==], [==[Getting to know [[Wikipedia:Introduction|you]], getting to know all [[Wikipedia:About|about]] you.]==], [==[A [[WP:FUN|Funny]] Thing Happened on the Way to the [[Wiki]]]==], [==[We eat vandalism for breakfast!]==], [==[I am just going [[WP:BREAK|away]]. I may be some time.]==], [==[[[Wikipedia:Featured sounds|Can you hear me now?]] Good.]==], [==[[[:Category:Wikipedians looking for help|Help!]] I need somebody.]==], [==[If you get yourself in [[WP:BLOCK|jail]], don't expect an easy [[:Category:Requests for unblock|bail]].<br /> === November ===]==], [==[Please [[Template:Helpme|leave a message]] and [[Special:Mytalk|we will get back to you as soon as possible]]]==], [==[It's [[WP:BB|Now]] or [[WP:AFD|never]]!]==], [==[Notice anything [[WP:UA|unusual]]?]==], [==[Only you can prevent vandal attacks.]==], [==[Welcome to Wikipedia. No [[WP:SOCK|socks]] allowed, unless you have a [[WP:SOCK#Legitimate uses of multiple accounts|good reason]].]==], [==[[[WP:ASSUME|Float like a butterfly]], [[WP:REVERT|Sting like a bee]].]==], [==[[[Special:Recentchanges|Searching for targets...]] [[Wikipedia:Vandalism|Targets confirmed]]! [[Help:Reverting|Launch the heat seekers]]!]==], [==[The [[WP:WIAA|hills]] are alive with the [[WP:FS|sound of music]].]==], [==[The only thing [[WP:EDIANS|we]] have [[WP:VAND|to fear]] is [[WP:DENY|fear itself]].]==], [==[After spending so much time memorizing the rules, I found [[Wikipedia:Ignore all rules|this]].]==], [==[[[WP:3O|Three's Company]]]==], [==[[[Wikipedia:Simplified Ruleset|Keep it simple, stupid]].]==], [==['''This motto does not cite its [[Wikipedia:Citing sources|references or sources]].'''<br /><small>Please help [//en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Motto_of_the_day/Nominations/In_review&action=edit improve the project] by introducing appropriate mottos. ([[Wikipedia:Motto of the day|help]], [[Wikipedia:Motto of the day/Nominations|get involved!]])</small>]==], [==[[[WP:FORK|Often imitated, never duplicated]]]==], [==[Turn that [[WP:-(|frown]] [[WP:-)|upside down]].]==], [==[[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia is not failing|Yabba Dabba Doo]]!]==], [==[Any kind of knowledge you want, seems [[Wikipedia|a lot closer]].]==], [==[You must first [[Wikipedia:Be bold in updating pages|give]] in order to [[Wikipedia:Barnstars|receive]].]==], [==[[[WP:T|T]]-minus 10, [[WP:9|9]], [[WP:8|8]], [[WP:7|7]], [[WP:6|6]], [[WP:5|5]], [[WP:4|4]], [[WP:3|3]], [[WP:2|2]], [[WP:1|1]], [[WP:0|0]]!]==], [==[Any last [[Wikipedia:The Last Word|words]]?]==], [==[Well, [[WP:EDIANS|you]] don't have to be so [[Wikipedia:Village pump (technical)|technical]] about it]==], [==[[[Wikipedia:Vandalism|Say hello]] to my [[User:AntiVandalBot|little friend]].]==], [==[POP! goes the [[Wikipedia:Avoid weasel words|weasel]].]==], [==[An [[Wikipedia:Do not insult the vandals|eye]] for an [[Wikipedia:Vandalism|eye]] will make the whole world [[Wikipedia:Blocking policy|blind]].]==], [==[Be all the "[[WP:BOLD|B]]" you can be.]==], [==[[[World Book|Good]], [[Britannica|better]], [[Wikipedia|best]].]==], [==[Wikipedia: The [[WP:REFDESK|answer]] to life's many [[WP:VFAQ|questions]].]==], [==[[[Wikipedia|The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything]]]==], [==[A little [[Wikipedia:WikiLove|kindness]] goes a long way]==], [==[[[Wikipedia:Verifiability|The truth]] is [[Wikipedia:Contents|in here]].<br /> === December ===]==], [==[For quality purposes, your edits will be [[Special:Recentchanges|monitored]] and [[Help:Page history|recorded]].]==], [==[[[WP:COPYVIO|Copy]] bad. [[WP:CITE|Cite]] good.]==], [==[[[Special:Mypage|I]] [[Special:Recentchanges|know]] what [[WP:VAND|you]] did [[Help:Page history|last time]].]==], [==[To put everything in [[WP:GA?|balance]] is [[WP:GA|good]], to put everything in [[WP:FA?|harmony]] is [[WP:FA|better]].]==], [==[<small>WARNING: [[WP:ITIS|Editcountitis]] can be fatal; if [[m:Editcountitis|symptoms]] persist, please consult your [[WP:SYSOP|doctor]].</small>]==], [==[Why watch television when you can use Wikipedia?]==], [==[Affirmative, [[Jimmy Wales|Gold Leader]]. We don't [[WP:COPYVIO|copy]].]==], [==[Parental Advisory: [[Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not#Wikipedia is not censored|Explicit Content]]]==], [==[The [[Wikipedia|future]] is [[WP:EDIT|what you make of it]].]==], [==[If [[WP:GA|this]] is [[WP:EDIANS|your]] limit, you can't exceed it; If you [[WP:FA|exceed it]], it's not your limit.]==], [==[Don't [[Google]] it, [[Special:Search|Wikipedia]] it!]==], [==[[[WP:FA|Beauty]] is in the [[WP:VOTE|eye]] of the [[WP:EDIANS|beholder]].]==], [==[[[Special:Recentchanges|Faster than lightning]]<br />[[Wikipedia:Verifiability|More accurate than an arrow]]<br />[[Wikipedia:Statistics|Larger than a mountain]]<br />[[Wikipedia|It's...Wikipedia!]]]==], [==[The [[WP:STATS|power]] of the encyclopedia is in [[Special:Mypage|your]] hands.]==], [==[The [[WP:VAND|buck]] stops [[WP:ARBCOM|here]]]==], [==[Have [[WP:A|Source]] - Will [[WP:BOLD|Edit]]]==], [==[[[Wikipedia|Knowledge]] is prerequisite to survival]==], [==[[[Wikipedia:Vandalism|Violence]] is the last refuge of the incompetent.]==], [==[Will edit for food.]==], [==[[[Ich bin ein Berliner|→]] Ich bin ein [[Wikipedia:Wikipedians|Wikipedian]].]==], [==[[[In necessariis unitas, in dubiis libertas, in omnibus caritas|→]] [[Wikipedia:Consensus|In necessariis unitas]], [[Wikipedia:Be bold in updating pages|in dubiis libertas]], [[Wikipedia:Civility|in omnibus caritas]].]==], [==[[[Wikipedia:Third opinion|Three is the magic number.]]]==], [==[Now I know my [[WP:A|A]][[WP:B|B]][[WP:C|C]]<b></b>s!]==], [==[Wikipedia is chewing gum for the mind.]==], [==[[[A Visit from St. Nicholas|→]]T'was [[January 14|the night before]] [[Wikipedia]], when all through the [[Internet|'net]]<br> Not a creature was learning, not even my pet;<br> The [[Mediawiki|software]] was written and the servers were sound<br> In the hopes that knowledge would be spread [[Special:Statistics|all around]]. Merry Christmas, from the crew at [[WP:MOTTO|Motto of the Day]]!]==], [==[[[Help:Moving a page|Moving]] isn't all that bad...]==], [==[Those that I [[WP:RV|fight]] I [[WP:AGF|do not hate]], those that I [[Help:Watching pages|guard]] I [[WP:OWN|do not love]].]==], [==[[[Wikipedia:Recent additions|Blue]] is the new <span style="color:red">[[Wikipedia:Requested articles|red]]</span>!]==], [==[''[[WP:BLOCK|Wipe]] [[WP:VAND|them]] out—all of them.'' <small>([[Palpatine]])</small>]==], [==[A [[Wikipedia:What is an article?|bird]] in the [[Wikipedia:Featured articles|air]] is worth two on the [[Wikipedia:Stub|ground]].]==], [==[[[Wikipedia:Motto of the day/December 31, 2007|12-31]] When [[WP:VANDAL|mint]] becomes [[WP:MOP|berry]], what do [[WP:EDIANS|you]] become?]==] }
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